Sure, times are tough and there's good cause for worry. Home values have cratered, job losses mount, anxiety about the future is to be expected, but the thin line between understandable concern and outright paranoia has now been breached.
And this Glenn Beck advertiser is here to prove that. If I had not seen it for myself on his program, I would deem this only worthy of The Onion.
People, people, people, get a grip! You might as well invest in survival toilet paper (I have some available cheap!) or survival bottles of oxygen, because when the end times come and Beelzebub has laid waste to earth, you're still going to need to breathe.
Also, stock up on Wendy's coupons because you're going to get peckish waiting for The Rapture and seeds take too fucking long to grow into anything edible. Also, $149 buys you a lot of sunflower and pumpkin seeds, and those are quite delicious with a pinch of salt.
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