Two Bald Fat Guys: Can You Tell The Difference?

One made excellent films, the other is a purveyor of fear-based GOP propaganda masquerading as TV news. One is revered for much of his work, the other is reviled for all of his.

Two fat bald guys; two very different lives.

Kat Von D's Plastic Surgery

I'd say the photographic evidence is pretty compelling.  Open the image in a new window to see the big picture.

Sarah Palin's New Piece: She's Either Wearing a Wig or That's a Moose Pelt on Her Head

Palin appears to be wearing a wig and maybe a Bumpit®. Perhaps she's taking her hair advice from Britney or Snooki now?

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Don Geiss is Dead and 30 Rock is on Life Support: Your Thursday Comedy Roundup

Episode Synopsis: Jack struggles to find his new place in the business after hearing of the Kabletown buy out and Liz continues to wonder if Wesley is the "one."

I'm not one to LOL often when watching TV shows, but 30 Rock almost always earns an assortment of soft chuckles, muffled guffaws, or knowing smiles, but last night's episode was just bad, and this was true of even the almost always reliably funny Tracy Morgan and Alec Baldwin.

What happened? By killing off Geiss, taking the show away from GE, and dragging out the already played out Liz Lemon dental recovery room love interest, the show became a lot less subversive and a lot less interesting.

Hopefully they will kill this dynamic-tension robbing Kabletown story arc and finally get rid of the Brit wooing Liz. It's not working, Tina and Lorn! Hopefully this is just a bump in an otherwise smooth road for the show.

Also, your crummy lead-ins, Community and Parks and Recreation, are not helping. These two shows could disappear and I would forget they were ever on in a month's time.

The Office was just OK last night, but the obvious matte painting of the landfill was a bit distracting. Although the final scene was cute.

Britney's Hair Extensions Prove Money Can't buy Everything

We can't all have a great head of hair, but there are an almost endless array of options to fix what nature didn't provide, but as this photo demonstrates, sometimes you can take the possum out of the country, but the country won't leave the possum.

Ladies and gentlemen, without further delay, Britney's Cheeto weave.

More Pics of Jesse James (Alleged) Jump Off: Sandra Bullock and Me Just Threw Up a Little in Our Mouths

Good grief, there are circus freaks who would run away from this beauty. Three pics to add more fug to your day.

BTW, she was reportedly paid $30,000 for her interview with whatever rag she blabbed to.

Sarah Palin Wants $1 Million to $1.5 Million Per Episode of 'REALITY' Alaska Program

Show is said to be -- basically -- a Palin-guided tour of Alaska. Sounds BORING? You Betcha! And Palin wants up to $1.5 million per episode. WTF? Maybe if you put her on Deadliest Catch during King Crab season, and had Trig behind the wheel, but come on, people!

Is America that desperate to see this moron as a travel guide? I'm saddened by this news. I was hoping for something a lot more personal and thus a lot more humorous. Damn!

Details here.

Sean Hannity’s Freedom CONcert Scam: Almost None of Charity’s $ Went to Injured Troops, Kids of Fallen Troops

Conservative blogger, Debbie Schlussel, has an explosive story about right-wing idiot, Sean Hannity.

You must read this story to see naked, disgusting, arrogant theft by Hannity.

In fact, less than 20%–and in two recent years, less than 7% and 4%, respectively–of the money raised by Freedom Alliance went to these causes, while millions of dollars went to expenses, including consultants and apparently to ferret the Hannity posse of family and friends in high style. And, despite Hannity’s statements to the contrary on his nationally syndicated radio show, few of the children of fallen soldiers got more than $1,000-$2,000,