Simon's been busy wearing low-cut t-shirts and playing with his nipples on American Idol all season, but while he's doing so -- probably to keep himself from punching Kara DioGuardi in the throat -- a rag in the UK is getting all hot and bothered about his Bugatti Veyron -- which is basically an ugly penis extender on wheels.
This article seems to have been written by a 12-year-old for an audience of folks on Haldol who get excited when Metamucil adds a new flavor.
Follow the link if only to remind yourself that our friends in the UK may not be all that bright after all.
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