Heidi Montag Has Cellulite, And It's Not Just Spencer's Face

Famous for being annoying,  and now for spending buckets of cash to look like some kind of demented version of Barbie, comes this evidence that cellulite attacks even the young, stupid and plastic surgery addicted.

I've never even seen The Hills, but this talentless troll, and her complete twit of a husband, have somehow entered my cerebral cortex, and I want them out of the public eye as quickly as possible.

In the interim, enjoy her blisters of thigh cheese.