Cinnabun is Missing: AGAIN!

Even Jesse James' dog, Cinnabun, has quit that bitch. Hot on the heels of reports that his wife, Sandra Bullock, has left the family home, Cinnabun was again reported missing by the tracking company that monitors the dog's implanted microchip.

Now, it's one thing if your wife leaves you for allegedly bumpin' uglies with a tattooed lady, but if your dog is also quitting you -- TWICE -- you've reached rock fookin' bottom.

Jesse James, your dog is telling you something. Something most of the world already knows about you. Frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if all your tattoos jumped off your skin and marched, en masse, down Century Blvd. next.

And Sandra, what the HELL were you thinking when you married this piece, girl?  Did you even get a look at his previous wife? She looks like a carnie with every STD known to man, and some that aren't.