Montana Inmate Gets More Nookie than You

Meet Michael Murphy. This dude charmed at least five female prison employees to have sexy times with him, provide contraband or grant him illegal favors. Among these women, a therapist named Killian Thomas. She told investigators that Murphy "kissed me one day in my office and I just thought what the fuck did I just do." She then told of engaging in mutual oral sex with Murphy in her office, and giving him about $400. "I couldn't say no to him," said Thomas.

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[The Smoking Gun]