How to Invest $50,000 Wisely

Mackenzie Phillips recently spent $50,000 on Botox, Restylane, and laser treatments on her face as well as dental work and hair extensions.

What a waste of money!

A canvas bag filled with nickels and then pummeled around her face and neck could have done a better job.



I'm still of the opinion that she lied about the sex with her late father to sell her book and make some coin.

And judging from her rebooted look, she was ripped off!  Her new face makes you yearn for her old face, and her old face looks like something you might find in dumpster, or at a Tea Party gathering.

I'm sure Hollywood casting agents are going gaga over her new look.

Why isn't there a sarcasm tag!?